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I have my face covered up in this video because I am the Cobra commander and there has never been a picture of myself on the internet and I don't plan on there being one because of the video below.  I am still awesome.  I do a rain dance in the video.

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DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!  NOT TELLING YOU WHY JUST TRUST ME...DON'T DO THIS DANCE!!!  I TOOK IT TO PRIVATE BECAUSE IT IS SO DANGEROUS THEN I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK, I PUBLISHED IT BACK WHEN, SO MIGHT AS WELL PUBLISH IT AGAIN, BUT I'M WARNING YOU, DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!

DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!  WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!  I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!



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We use Weather Dominator™ technology.


One of our Weather Dominator technologies consists of spraying a water hose in a special way for 3-7 days when it is hot in the summer.  How technologically advanced is that?!?!?!?  WOW-WEEEEE! 


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Yet another of our specialized techniques involves boiling water in a cast-iron pot with a stainless steel grate and special chemicals (baking soda or ashes from a red oak tree and corn) thrown in.  Man this is ridiculus you say?  Avagardo's number bitch.  It only takes about 18 grams of water (18 cubic centimeters (less than an ounce of water)) to make 6.02 x 10^23 molecules of water.  That's trillions upon trillions of water molecules.


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