DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!  WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!  I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!

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DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!  NOT TELLING YOU WHY JUST TRUST ME...DON'T DO THIS DANCE!!!  I TOOK IT TO PRIVATE BECAUSE IT IS SO DANGEROUS THEN I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK, I PUBLISHED IT BACK WHEN, SO MIGHT AS WELL PUBLISH IT AGAIN, BUT I'M WARNING YOU, DO NOT DO THIS DANCE!!!

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I have my face covered up in this video because I am the Cobra commander and there has never been a picture of myself on the internet and I don't plan on there being one because of the video below.  I am still awesome.  I do a rain dance in the video.

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